Standard meme of posting the first sentence from each month:

January: Many people made [New Year's Resolutions, but / I was too lazy].
February: Revelations from this weekend: [Asparagus is tasty even without salt]
March: Ian finally breaks the silence (lameness, laziness, torpor, whatever you call it) to highlight a couple of glaring errors in the Metro today.
( The list goes on, with an alternate ending for December! )