Static cling

I don't really know why the T-shirt I'm wearing is particularly prone to static, but I surmise that it may be a function of its thinness. In any case, I've tried hugging the filing cabinets again, and that didn't help, so I'm thinking that I want to cut out a 5' x 7' piece of dryer sheet and cling to it all day. Maybe that's not entirely appealling....